June 19, 2003
Graduation Day!
Today is June 19th, the eagerly-anticipated Graduation Day for Moorestown (NJ) High School. Of course, sole valedictorian, known plagiarist, and general object of scorn Blair Hornstine won't be attending. The senior class has prepared a resume celebrating the 278-member class, and singling out 22 seniors for special recognition. Blair isn't on that list. I assume that, in her absence, the festivities stand little chance of degenerating into this. Given that her fellow classmates are now being subjected to some insulting generalizations for their presumed envy of Blair, I hope they behave respectfully and prove their detractors wrong.
So, where's Blair? Taking a relaxing vacation in the Caribbean? Or gearing up for college by settling early in Cambridge? Some little birdies (one is shown below) are sending interesting rumors my way regarding Harvard's newest occupant, but I can't print anything until I find some verification online (or see it in print). You'll know the story as soon as I do.
