Yes, I'm finally back. Not as exciting news as the Brad-and-Jen split, I know, but hopefully I still have some readers out there. Archives have been moved closer to the bottom of the page, in case any of you can't find the list of them.
New Year's Rez's, in no particular order:
1. Blog more consistently.
2. Lose 25 pounds.
3. Learn to at least fake enthusiasm when yet another co-worker stops by to request the impossible, with a side order of the merely difficult, due yesterday.
4. Learn to actually provide the impossible/difficult combo for my co-workers. Must always remember to ask them if they want to supersize it.
5. Eat less chocolate.
6. Drink less beer.
7. Exercise more.
8. Save money for the wedding.
9. Force detente among the fiance and the two cats, and make all three of them move over at night so I regain at least half my pillow and one-third of the queen-sized bed.
2, 5, and 6, are compatible, but 5 and 6 are completely at odds with 3. 7 and 1 are diametrically opposed. 5 is, in fact, impossible. Achieving 6 will also help with 8, but buying the good food necessary for 2 will keep me from reaching the 8 goal. 9 will be attainable only through brute force and will probably result in hurt feelings and hisses, but the sleep it provides is imperative for 4.
So which ones should I really focus on? Nothing like starting the New Year off with a little brain-teaser.
Also, this poll, if correct, is absolutely astounding. But, thankfully, not surprising.
Posted by kswygert at January 9, 2005 12:47 AM