June 01, 2005

Hopefully he got some mouthwash along with the candy

What kind of teacher do you get when you combine low levels of maturity, ethics, and decision-making with some interesting creative impulses?

A Carroll County mother is accusing one of the teachers at her son's elementary school of having inappropriate physical contact with her son, having him lick the teacher's toes in exchange for candy. The mother says she discovered what happened on Friday, when she saw a note, bearing the teacher's name in the signature, written in her 10-year-old son’s school yearbook.

“I saw a note from a teacher, saying, ‘Good luck next year. Don't lick anyone else's toes. You're silly. Love, Mrs. Kilpatrick,’” said Denise Strozier, the student’s mother. “So, I'm, like, okay. What is this about licking somebody's toes?” She says her son, a student at Temple Elementary School, then described inappropriate physical contact this past February with teacher Jody Kilpatrick in front of a dozen other children.

“He said that [the teacher] says, ‘Well, everybody else has candy. And if you lick my toes, you can have some candy,’ And I said, ‘Are you sure that's what you [heard?]’” Strozier said. “He said, ‘Yes, ma'am, all my friends were there and I licked her toes, and I got candy’”...

Strozier called the principal to complain, and she said the initial response from the school was simply to offer Strozier and her son a replacement yearbook, but only if she returned the one with the teacher's writing in it. Strozier said the teacher apologized to her over the phone, but the mother wants the teacher fired.

I'm posting this icky tale solely for the benefit of my fiance, who has the complete opposite of a foot fetish. He's never gone near my toes. If you put a gun to his head and ordered him to lick anyone's toes - even Carmen Electra's - I'd be a widow at a young, young age.

Posted by kswygert at June 1, 2005 05:09 PM
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