June 28, 2005

"If Ms. Grundy has 7 bottles of vodka and makes 10 screwdrivers per hour..."

I understand teaching elementary school is a tough task, but can't teachers be expected to keep the sozzlement to a minimum on the job?

A primary school teacher kept a stash of 200 BOTTLES of alcohol in her classroom cupboard. Barbara Edwards, 50, nipped into the store for swigs during lessons and fell asleep at her desk during lunch hour.

Her classroom stank of drink, but she only admitted to a problem when her hoard of brandy, wine and Bacardi was found.

Guess what? She most likely gets her job back once her doctor says she's over the drinking problem. Isn't that great? Wouldn't you want your kids in her care for seven hours a day? I forsee some wicked math word problems in her future. And just how big is that cupboard of hers?

Posted by kswygert at June 28, 2005 05:30 PM