February 12, 2006

Zany Blizzard Roundup

As in, a roundup of the zanier education news, while the snow piles up, Dave digs out my car, and the crockpot is bubbling.

"You won't let us in the dance? We'll make our own dance! And we'll freak if we want to!"

You'd think that "Disciplinary Policies To Avoid" would have been covered in Education 101.

Bad enough boys lag so far behind in educational performance, but they're falling behind on their three-day benders, too.

Kids should beware of candy that isn't fattening. Of course, given how schools are reacting lately to sugar, whether it's identified correctly or incorrectly, kids may get in trouble even when their candy is the real deal.

YEOW. In more ways than one.

Posted by kswygert at February 12, 2006 03:55 PM
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